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An airplane with 4 passengers loses power & is about to crash, but only has three parachutes.
The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die." So he
takes the first parachute & jumps.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am the most ambitious woman in the world, a potential future President, & the smartest woman in America." She grabs the second parachute & jumps.
The third passenger, the Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth
passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am old and I don't have many
years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."
The boy says, "Don't worry. There's still a parachute for both of us. America's smartest woman just jumped out of the plane with my school backpack."
The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die." So he
takes the first parachute & jumps.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am the most ambitious woman in the world, a potential future President, & the smartest woman in America." She grabs the second parachute & jumps.
The third passenger, the Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth
passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am old and I don't have many
years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."
The boy says, "Don't worry. There's still a parachute for both of us. America's smartest woman just jumped out of the plane with my school backpack."