My little ABC Poem

Discussion in 'Off Topic Room' started by MikeH121, September 26, 2014.

  1. MikeH121


    Yes it is about GUNS. I heard the beginings of a commercial with the Alphabet rhyme song.

    Ended up doing this.

    A is for Armalite, which started the AR fun.

    B is for Browning The God of the Gun.

    C is for Cartridge, and size starts a fight.

    D is for Double Barrel, which spreads about right.

    E is for Extractor, which clears the way.

    F is for Follower, the weapons food tray.

    G is for Gunpowder, and all it has done.

    H is for Hammer, which Glocks don't have one.

    I is for Iron Sights, a backup you need.

    J is for Jacket, so that auto's will feed.

    K is for Kalishnikov, his AK's just run.

    L is for Lever Action, the best Cowboy gun.

    M is for Muzzle Brake, which helps in control.

    N is for Noveske, may GOD rest his soul.

    O is for Off-Hand, which is always faster.

    P is for Peep-sight, to get through an optic disaster.

    Q is for Quad-Rails, the weapon velcro .

    R is for Receiver where the important parts go.

    S is for Select-fire, safe, semi and full.

    T is for Trigger, it's the thing that you pull.

    U is for Uberti, making old things new.

    V is for Vortex, for sights on your long gun.

    W is for Winchester, How the West was Won.

    X is for X-Bolt, Browning's design.

    Y is for Yankee Hill, YHM shoots just fine.

    Z is for Zombie, way too many companies offer Zombie this and that.
    Besides there was not another letter to rhyme with anyway.

    Mike Heritage.
  2. diesel


    :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: excellent, Mike.
  3. Here's one for Zombie

    Z is for Zombie,I don't want to be one,
    all of you will be shooting me just for fun.

    got a couple others too

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