funny but true

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  1. diesel
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    diesel

    Kind of crazy statistics but, something to think about, none the less.

    Doctors
    >>> (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
    >>> (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year number 120,000.
    >>> (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
    >>> {Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services. The above are just facts.}
    >>> Now, The Above Meant Nothing Until I Did The Below . . .
    >>> Guns
    >>> (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that's 80 million.
    >>> (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
    >>> (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is.0000188.
    >>> {Statistics courtesy of FBI. The above are also facts.}
    >>> So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.:eek:
    >>> Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.
    >>> FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, but almost everyone has at least one doctor.
    >>> This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor than by a gun owner!!!
    >>> Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
    >>> We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of control.
    >>> {Note: Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!}:flag:
     
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  2. So,according to the above,if you get shot don't go to a doctor or lawyer.
     
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    diesel

    After being shot; "Call me a cab, i'll be damned if i'm gonna bleed to death waitin' on a ambalance!" Quote; Mr. Richard Pryor, circa 1975:rofl::flag:
     
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  4. I love that! Scary part is the truth of it all.
     

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