A Good Laugh

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  1. BuckJM53
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    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
    Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
    "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
    You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
    THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are
    we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
    Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen
    to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
    Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
    You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
    The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?
    You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
    The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

    ... And that's when the fight began :whistle:
     
  2. daniellawecki
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    That's a good one that reminds me of my boss and owners at work.
     
  3. WHO, yes who hasn't been there? At that moment in time when someone explicitly tells you in dramatic fashion that you don't know what the phuck you are doing.
     
  4. reaper66
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    Sounds like my almost mother in law. She pissed me off so bad on a family vacation, that if it weren't for her daughter/my Sweetie, she almost ended up on the side of the road halfway between here and Niagara Falls.
    Mean old lady. :-/

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  5. daniellawecki
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    Sibling and competition well last night was no different. My brother who thinks he is the king of pellet and pump BB guns. Not that beer and any gun is a good mix I had to put him in his place. So while in the garage I pick his pump Crossman up and shot the beer can range he has set up early in the day. It was dark as dark gets out in the country So standing inside the garage with only the light behind me I pumped the gun and let one fly. The can was hit in the rain in the dark that ended any debate. I'm right handed this was done left handed standing. Well we paced it off at 25 paces I know this was wrong but hell sometimes you can only listen to smack so long.:no:
     
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    Hahahaha....very good, Buck!:rofl::flag:
     

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